Manual Entry #000016

Description

Instances can be appeased by playing any programming from National Public Radio or The Public Broadcasting Service. Podcasts or videos about niche or obscure topics are more effective but granularity is the most important element. Any utterances or vocalizations within its radius should be ignored, do not answer questions or acknowledge any statements. Failure to comply with these procedures will result in disciplinary action and decreased triage priority. Any device used to maintain its inactive stage should be left behind and treated as irretrievably lost.