Manual Entry #000016

Photo of an abstract figure, its body sat quietly in contemplation. The image is dithered in monochrome light green.
Primary Species Lounging Murmerer
ID Number 96061567
Last Known Location 42.3601°, 71.0589°
First Tagged 2022-01-16
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown


Instances can be appeased by playing any programming from National Public Radio or The Public Broadcasting Service. Podcasts or videos about niche or obscure topics are more effective but granularity is the most important element. Any utterances or vocalizations within its radius should be ignored, do not answer questions or acknowledge any statements. Failure to comply with these procedures will result in disciplinary action and decreased triage priority. Any device used to maintain its inactive stage should be left behind and treated as irretrievably lost.